19 February 2010 | 12:14 PM
All right, people: I’ve got lots of links to dump and not a lot of time, so if you’ll excuse my lack of a witty preamble, we can get right down to it:
- Most difficult. Game of Pong. Ever.
- Tip #1 that these Avatar L.A.R.P. parodists aren’t really from Wisconsin (aside from the fact that there is no actual “Hometree” in the state) is that there are no Sconnie accents. Tip #2 is that there’s an African American among them. Heyo!
- Fuck Yeah, Subtitles, my favorite Tumblr of the moment (because of stuff like this).
- The Japanese are awesome, part #3,458,112,984: this time because of how they simulate a tiger escape at the Tokyo zoo.
- Consider the Spiderman series officially “reloaded”. *shudder*
- Yet another reason that I’m glad I’m not a high school principal: being clowned by horny 17 year-old boys.
- On the face of it, this implementation of Windows 3.1 entirely in JavaScript seems perfect. That is, until you realize that it never produces a blue-screen of death.
- Code Organ sounds hot. It’s not. But it is pretty cool!
- These Lady GaGa cookies sure make me hungry…for cocaine, AstroGlide and socialized medicine, that is. See what I did there? Ha ho!
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25 January 2010 | 10:35 PM
I’ve not done this in a while, but I’ve got a ton of links to get off my chest, so fasten your seatbelts and get ready to do a little of the ol’ clicky-clicky:
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13 February 2009 | 1:41 PM
For various reasons, I’ve spent most of my day sequestered indoors with poor lighting. That might explain why I look like Greystoke and have a the attention span of a fruit fly. In any case, I’m going to try to toss out some links before my ability to string complete sentences leaves me entirely.
- This information seems good to know, but I still prefer the idea of Ned Flanders from The Simpsons breaking out his emergency baptism kit.
- Granted, Christian Bale’s little on-set outburst is old news, but this soundboard gives you a nice little profanity-laced trip back in time.
- Watching Attack of the Show on G4 has never really appealed to me….that is, until Olivia Munn donned a French maid’s outfit and dove into a gigantic chocolate cream pie. I smell Emmy!
- I can’t tell what’s more surprising about this crazy sampling of popular Google searches: the fact that 456,000 people wondered “why do men have nipples” or that 42,300 people wondered “why Luke Skywalker is an idiot”.
- Whoever said that chivalry is dead was apparently right.
- Dude, if I’m going to shell out $186K for a bit of pop-culture history, it’s damned well going to be Tootie’s bong.
- So, my birthday’s coming up in a few months, and I know I can be hard to buy for but…..BLAM!
- Rule of thumb: if you can make land-mine humor work, you’re a comedy genius.
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2 February 2009 | 10:48 PM
Apparently there was some sort of major sporting event last night? I wouldn’t know, since once I learned that the Lingerie Bowl was canceled, I just turned off the television and rocked myself to sleep, crying. Thankfully, silly links on the Internets never get cancelled. To wit:
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26 January 2009 | 10:23 PM
Today was one of those days where I felt like I was a hamster on a wheel – so much energy expended to get me, well, nowhere at all. On the other hand, I got to use one of those wicked upside-down water bottle thingies – that was pretty sweet. Anyway, enough about me: on to the silly links!
- Isn’t it remarkable that these days women have overcome years of objectification over their mere looks, so they can instead be objectified for their business prowess….and their looks? You’ve come a long way, baby! And on a side note, the Spanx chick? Seriously? Yeesh.
- This official/unofficial remix of Weezer’s “Pork and Beans” video is even awesomer (look it up) than the first one. I mean, it’s got K-Fed making his “Popozao” face!
- Suddenly that sweater that your Aunt Phyllis knit you for Christmas doesn’t seem so bad, does it?
- “This is what it sounds like when dolls cry.” Dear lord, I wish I could take credit for that phrase, but I can’t. (NSFWOAITSSR – Not Safe For Work Or Anywhere In The Solar System Really)
- Looking for a laugh and have ten minutes to kill? Have a go at this ridonkulous thread from a dating service’s message boards, in which things go from bad, to worse, to oh-my-god before your very eyes.
- Something tells me that if you’re the type of guy who’d buy one of these, you’re never going to get into double-digits. I’m not saying, I’m just saying.
- Drawings of stars in their britches and braces. Of particular note: Dolly Parton and Tom Cruise.
- Can you grow the next president right in your own home? Yes you can. Now all we need is a Sarah Palin version of The Clapper (it turns on and off when you wink) and we’ll be all set!
- Aw man, if this product goes global, my hands will be of no use to anyone anymore.
- I’ve never thought of myself as a superhero before, but it turns out I have several of these superuseless superpowers. My personal favorite is Complimentary Chameleon.
- I know it sounds impossible, but someone has invented a guitar whose design and concept actually prevent the guitarist from getting laid.
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9 January 2009 | 11:17 AM
It never ceases to amaze me how ridiculous people get about snow. I mean, it’s just snow, people! It’s not razorblades or shattered glass – you can, it turns out, drive on it. Anyway, I was able to use all that free time I had while I was going nowhere in traffic this morning to round up these silly links, ripe for the clickin’. Enjoy:
- Oh come on, man – Stripper Robots? For reals? What’s next: Cherry 2000?
- Say what you will about those cheese-eating surrender-monkeys, but