Not Necessarily The News

10 February 2010 | 10:50 PM

I must confess that I gave up watching television news years ago: these days, whenever I’m looking for perspective on world events, I watch Glenn Beck and then just believe the exact opposite of everything he says. That said, allegedly there are still “hard journalism” organizations out there, chasing down stories and presenting them in, well, pretty much the same fashion as every other news outlet in the history of recorded time. Look familiar?

Wow, that shit was tight. Armed with this sort of tutorial, maybe Bill O’Reilly can finally score himself an actual Peabody Award? Dare to dream.

Posted by Andy in Comedy = Tragedy + Time