The Internet Wants To Date My Sister?

9 December 2009 | 10:10 PM

I’m old school, so when someone asks me to explain the internet to them, I send them to Ted Stevens, since dude put it so damned succinctly. However, classicist that I am, even I can still see the merit in putting the question to other semi-douchy pundit-types to see what they think. And by “see what they think” I of course mean “splice up their words to make them look stupid”:

Admittedly, I still prefer Senator Stevens’ explanation, but I will say I’ve always suspected that 50 Cent secretly was in control of the it all.

Posted by Andy in Nerdapalooza