9021-Blows

2 December 2009 | 10:55 PM

My first thought upon seeing this opening title sequence for a newly-updated pornographic version of Beverly Hills 90210, is that the brain-trust behind Hustler appears to be slipping:

I mean, what the hell? No hot three-way with Valerie, Claire and Carly? No gratuitous shower scene with Brandon, Dylan and Nat from the Peach Pit? No Brian Austin Green character to simultaneously give syphilis, herpes and crabs to? I mean, they didn’t even bother to work “69″ into the title!

I mean, come on, Larry Flynt: it’s like you’re not even trying anymore.

Posted by Andy in Ummm...?