Turkey Jerky

26 November 2009 | 10:47 PM

It’s Thanksgiving, and while I’m most thankful that I have my family and the people I love in my life, the awesomeness that is the inter-webs runs a very close second. More to the point, the fact that the Internet exists not just as a means for disseminating the truly awful things that the world has to offer, but also as a means to disseminate the truly wondrous reactions to said abhorrent stuff, makes me feel like there is clearly a higher power at work, and that power deserves my undying gratitude. As evidence, I give you this particular response – to my mind, one of the greatest ever recorded – to the dreaded “2 Girls, One Cup” (and no, I didn’t link to it – what do you take me for, a sicko?) meme:

As reaction shots go, it’s easily up there with Ron Jeremy’s first Goatse. Incidentally, this one comes to us via British vagabond Simon Michaels (clearly an Irvine Welsh fan) and his wife, who you may remember as the duo behind the of the adorable, torturous “Human Buckaroo” experiment I mentioned earlier.

How can I not be thankful after seeing that? Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

Tryptophanatic out.

Posted by Andy in Comedy = Tragedy + Time