Main Contents

Archives: April 2009

Hear. Me. Roar.

8 April 2009 | 9:47 PM

It’s no secret that I’ve never been much of a fitness enthusiast, but I think I’ve finally found a workout that seems to be tailored for sophisticated, upwardly-mobile males like me:

I wonder if I should wait to start participating until my hair is long enough to part down the middle and feather?

[VIa Everying Is Terrible]

Posted by Andy in Ummm...? | Comments (0)

Personal Balance

7 April 2009 | 10:53 PM

I don’t know a lot about love and marriage, but if there’s one thing I’ve learned…

…it’s that when you quietly torture your partner, make sure you videotape it so they’ve got material to use against you in your inevitable dispute in family court.

After all, it’s the loving thing to do.

Posted by Andy in Awesome (To Me, Anyway) | Comments (2)

Feed