Hee Haw?

3 March 2009 | 9:58 PM

It must be incredibly tough being a screenwriter these days. I mean, if you’re not tasked with systematically destroying the fabric of our popular culture or fruitlessly tilting at the windmills of nerd-dom, you’re stuck writing another frat-guys-murder-sorority-girls-on-a-yacht script. So one might be inclined to forgive writers Oliver Blackburn and David Bloom for their conceit as they grasped at straws for a clever way to deliver the coup de grâce in their little movie, Donkey Punch. Yep, you read that right – “Donkey Punch”, as in the world’s most odious sex act. Oy vey:

Seriously? Seriously! Is this what we’ve come to as a society, that screenwriters look to the Urban Dictionary for ideas? Great Caeser’s ghost. Man, sudddenly that live-action “Smurfs” movie doesn’t seem like such a bad idea anymore…

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Posted by Andy in Words Fail Me