Linksploitation: Freaky-Friday Edition

13 February 2009 | 1:41 PM

For various reasons, I’ve spent most of my day sequestered indoors with poor lighting. That might explain why I look like Greystoke and have a the attention span of a fruit fly. In any case, I’m going to try to toss out some links before my ability to string complete sentences leaves me entirely.

• This information seems good to know, but I still prefer the idea of Ned Flanders from The Simpsons breaking out his emergency baptism kit.
• Granted, Christian Bale’s little on-set outburst is old news, but this soundboard gives you a nice little profanity-laced trip back in time.
• Watching Attack of the Show on G4 has never really appealed to me….that is, until Olivia Munn donned a French maid’s outfit and dove into a gigantic chocolate cream pie. I smell Emmy!
• I can’t tell what’s more surprising about this crazy sampling of popular Google searches: the fact that 456,000 people wondered “why do men have nipples” or that 42,300 people wondered “why Luke Skywalker is an idiot”.
• Whoever said that chivalry is dead was apparently right.
• Dude, if I’m going to shell out $186K for a bit of pop-culture history, it’s damned well going to be Tootie’s bong.
• So, my birthday’s coming up in a few months, and I know I can be hard to buy for but…..BLAM!
• Rule of thumb: if you can make land-mine humor work, you’re a comedy genius.

Posted by Andy in Linksploitation