Play For Today: Listing To And Fro

9 February 2009 | 11:57 PM

For tonight’s edition of Ye Olde Creative Void Theater, I thought I’d whip up some lists. Normally, this is an activity I perform elsewhere, but I think it’s creative in its own way, and can and will do for tonight. On your mark….get.set…..bullet!

Favorite Band Names Of All Time

• The Gaza Strippers
• Anus The Menace
• 2 Live Jews
• Jesus Chrysler Supercar
• Debbie Harry’s Armpit Crew
• Eve’s Plum
• Vegetarian Meat
• Lesbian Dopeheads on Mopeds
• …And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead
• Ronnie James Deodorant
• Bonus: Best fictitious band name? Everyone Gets Laid” from PCU

Favorite John Hughes-ian Movies From The ’80s

• Better Off Dead
• Weird Science
• Fast Times At Ridgemont High*
• Real Genius
• Say Anything
• The Breakfast Club
• Ferris Bueller’s Day Off
• Just One Of The Guys
• My Tutor
• Risky Business

Yes, I know it’s kind of a stretch lumping this in with those films since it’s technically a teen sex comedy, but just roll with it.

Words, Place Names Or Proper Names Which Make Me Giggle

• pasty
• sesquipedalian
• Lake Titicaca
• shuttlecock
• onomatopoeia
• coccyx
• Balzac
• defenestrate
• moist
• pantaloon

All right, I’ve done enough damage to the English language for one night. Adieu!

Posted by Andy in Play For Today