Ménage A Fail

5 February 2009 | 10:26 PM

According to Cosmopolitan magazine, most straight guys fantasize about making sexy times with two women at once. Someone might want to mention this to George Bartusek, an enterprising Floridian who got arrested yesterday while trying to make sweet, sweet love to two blow-up dolls while parked in his car in front of his local supermarket in an attempt to pull off some sort of kink trifecta.

Lest you think that this fella isn’t a gentleman, let it be known that he was “headed to Target to ‘get some clothes for his dolls’”. After, of course, “aggressively kissing” them, because you know that’s how dolls like it. And they say chivalry’s dead?

UPDATED
Holy shit, there’s even video!

Oh dear.

Bonus Fail

As an added bonus, you really ought to check out this maddening phone call some poor guy had with Verizon billing:

Admittedly, I’m no math or accounting whiz, but bajesus…..

Posted by Andy in Fail