Christian Bale Has A Way With Words

4 February 2009 | 9:44 PM

All right, I realize I’m a few days late with this, but damn if it doesn’t make me crack up every time I come across it. Over the summer, there were rumors that actor Christian Bale went absolutely apeshit on the back-lot during the filiming of the new Terminator flick when the Director of Photography walked through the set during a shot or something. Well, now the audio from his hissy-fit has hit the inter-webs, and I think we all should take a moment to commend Mr. Bale on his creative and repetitive use of the word “fuck” in it. I mean, seriously, I’m pretty sure the entire reels of Scarface, Reservoir Dogs and Glengarry Glen Ross combined have less F-bombs in it than his 4-minute tirade does. Anyway, the internet being what it is, it was pretty much inevitable that people were going to take this thing and run with it. To wit:

Wow. Just…wow. It’s kind of amazing how just a few drum-beats and a little creative sampling can turn Bale’s little oratory into a wank-fest of Reznor-ian proportions. Don’t get me wrong, it still doesn’t even come close to touching the angry-curse-filled-tirade genre’s masterpiece, but still, it’s pretty cool.

UPDATED
Well, lo and behold, someone has mashed this up with the O’Reilly thing:

I love the internet.

Posted by Andy in Comedy = Tragedy + Time