Through Thick And Thin
28 January 2009 | 12:07 AM
When the hell did this happen? I turn my back for a week or two, and suddenly Lindsay Lohan is wasting away while Jessica Simpson is, well, a little more Rubenesque than usual. Now, I’m not saying that America’s (former) sweetheart has been secretly eating LiLo (after all if so, Samantha Ronson’s gonna be pissed – heyo!), but something fishy is going on here, and if I cared I would totally get to the bottom of it.
Posted by Andy in Ummm...?
I hope you’re not implying that Jessica Simpson is FAT??? Her old figure was that of a Barbie-doll. So what if she has gained some weight? She would have to gain one hundred pounds or more to actually be fat.
Lindsay Lohan does look really unhealthy tho…
No, no – I mean, she’s certainly a bit more zaftig than I’m accustomed to seeing her, but that’s not necessarily a bad thing.
Also, the Fugly Sisters have weighed in on Ms. Simpson and I’d have to agree the true culprit is that pair of jeans.