Linksploitation: A-Case-Of-The-Mondays Edition
26 January 2009 | 10:23 PM
Today was one of those days where I felt like I was a hamster on a wheel – so much energy expended to get me, well, nowhere at all. On the other hand, I got to use one of those wicked upside-down water bottle thingies – that was pretty sweet. Anyway, enough about me: on to the silly links!
- Isn’t it remarkable that these days women have overcome years of objectification over their mere looks, so they can instead be objectified for their business prowess….and their looks? You’ve come a long way, baby! And on a side note, the Spanx chick? Seriously? Yeesh.
- This official/unofficial remix of Weezer’s “Pork and Beans” video is even awesomer (look it up) than the first one. I mean, it’s got K-Fed making his “Popozao” face!
- Suddenly that sweater that your Aunt Phyllis knit you for Christmas doesn’t seem so bad, does it?
- “This is what it sounds like when dolls cry.” Dear lord, I wish I could take credit for that phrase, but I can’t. (NSFWOAITSSR – Not Safe For Work Or Anywhere In The Solar System Really)
- Looking for a laugh and have ten minutes to kill? Have a go at this ridonkulous thread from a dating service’s message boards, in which things go from bad, to worse, to oh-my-god before your very eyes.
- Something tells me that if you’re the type of guy who’d buy one of these, you’re never going to get into double-digits. I’m not saying, I’m just saying.
- Drawings of stars in their britches and braces. Of particular note: Dolly Parton and Tom Cruise.
- Can you grow the next president right in your own home? Yes you can. Now all we need is a Sarah Palin version of The Clapper (it turns on and off when you wink) and we’ll be all set!
- Aw man, if this product goes global, my hands will be of no use to anyone anymore.
- I’ve never thought of myself as a superhero before, but it turns out I have several of these superuseless superpowers. My personal favorite is Complimentary Chameleon.
- I know it sounds impossible, but someone has invented a guitar whose design and concept actually prevent the guitarist from getting laid.
Posted by Andy in Linksploitation