Prose Before Ho’s

24 December 2008 | 11:57 PM

It’s a good thing that Santa has been around for so long, because if dude had to put his operation together today (and, more to the point, had to rely on one of today’s soul-sucking advertising companies to get his message out there), he’d be getting his ass handed to him by the likes of Vince the Shamwow! guy. Props to Dailey Associates for being self-effacing enough to share this vision of how it would go if they brought the jolly ol’ fat man in for a quick voice-over session:

Those marketing wankers should be glad that they were dealing with the Anglo-American version of Santa rather than the Dutch incarnation, who rolls with a posse of six-to-eight black men and wouldn’t stand for that “I kinda want to hear more smile” bullshit, no way, no how.

Posted by Andy in Comedy = Tragedy + Time