Mr. Claus Goes To Washington

24 December 2008 | 11:35 PM

With the economy firmly ensconced in the crapper these days, it appears that everyone is taking a hit. And by everyone, I mean everyone. Heck, even a certain harried, white-bearded dude in a red suit recently wedged his tush down Congress’ chimney to see if he could cash in on the gravy train the government has going for the U.S. auto industry. Let’s go to the sub-committee hearing, shall we?

So, as you’re heading to bed this Christmas Eve, ponder for a moment just how naughty or nice you’ve been. After all, I think we’ve all learned something important here. And that something is that elf dung stains are practically impossible to get out of your carpet.

Posted by Andy in Comedy = Tragedy + Time