Ur goddam right U can has cheezburger!
6 December 2008 | 11:03 PM
We’re all used to the conventional wisdom that fast food will mess you up good and proper, if eaten in mass quantities over time. I guess some people can’t afford to wait around that long, because some dude got popped in Florida (of course – isn’t it always Florida?) for assaulting his girlfriend with a cheeseburger. Twice.
Now there’s a risk that probably escaped mention on the nutritional content information back at the restaurant. As ridiculous as this story is, it’s not even the first time a cheeseburger has been the weapon of choice in a domestic disturbance.
See, this is why I only go to Taco Bell.
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