Linksploitation: Witch’s-Teat-Brass-Bra Edition
4 December 2008 | 12:02 PM
Usually that annual sinking feeling that I will never survive the brutal, sucky Wisconsin winter doesn’t start to creep upon me until well after Christmas, but Jesus H. Christ it’s freaking cold today! Like, cold enough that we can’t even properly enjoy yesterday’s snow. Oh well, rather than feel sorry for myself, I think I’ll stay inside today, get lit on brandy and post silly links. Cogito egro linkum, as Plautus might say.
- This Scopitone from a bajillion years ago almost make booty-infused rap music videos look tame. Almost. On the upside, this one encourages reading.
- Note to self: next time you discover your bosses having an orgy at work, just go ahead and start looking for a new gig immediately.
- I can’t quite tell if the prospect of beating this game is exciting or depressing.
- Although I Twittered it a few weeks back, this nifty tool seems to ceaselessly come in handy.
- While I might quibble with an entry or two on this ranked list of sexy women over 40 (Terri Hatcher? Seriously?), I can’t help but be happy finally one of those puerile lad-mags has managed to sniff out attractive women who are not named Jessica Alba.
- Do not mess with the deep-sea Pistol Shrimp. Ever.
- Heretofore, I’ve never really been much of a tea drinker. That has changed forever. Now I know what Patrick Stewart meant when he’d say “Earl Grey: hot!”
- No, it’s not as awesome as Prince’s version from Coachella, but you have to give this cover of Radiohead’s “Creep” credit for being pretty original.
- I know there are a great many embarrassing photos of Dubya to choose from, but how a still from this incident didn’t make the list is a mystery to me.
- It’s hard to say what’s scarier: Michael Jackson’s original “Thriller” video or these French university students’ hipster-recreation of it.
- Awww. Someone built me a website. (NSFW-ish)
Posted by Andy in Linksploitation