Awesomest. News. Ever.
26 November 2008 | 4:17 PM
Forgive how brief (and, I’m sure, poorly-worded) this post is, but I’m having trouble stopping myself from trembling with waves of jubilant laughter ever since I found out that Ann Coulter’s jaw has been wired shut. Go on, say that sentence aloud a few more times – it’s like eating PopRocks while drinking soda!
Yes, it’s due to some accident (actually, I believe the word is “karma”). No, it isn’t permanent. But still, is it not the best news you’ve heard all day?
So it would appear that this Thanksgiving we’ll all have something to be truly thankful for after all.
Posted by Andy in Politcally Incoherent
On Countdown last night Keith was saying that they should have auctioned that shit off for charity!
WIRED SHUT!!!!!!!! Ah ha ha ha!