Linksploitation: Don’t-You-Wink-At-Me Edition
8 October 2008 | 12:09 AM
In a perfect world, I would sling each silly link I come across into its own blog post, replete with Grade A snark and my trademark panache. However, today my snark is seriously low-grade, and my panache has all but abandoned me, so I’ll just throw a bunch of them into one post and be done with it. To quote the Beasties, “Gnip gnop, I got shit to pop.”
- I fucking knew it!
- One wonders just how bad of a case of beer goggles would Jesus need before this little slice of heaven becomes appealing?
- Ha! As if there’s any other kind!
- Personally, I find this version of A-Ha’s “Take On Me” to be much funnier than this one, but I’ve always been more of a literalist.
- Note to self: start referring to yourself as “The Tart”, just to see if it makes you appear any more dangerous or sexy.
- Finally! Someone has developed a way to avoid all of that unpatriotic (and frankly, depressing) “recession” talk. Hrm, perhaps someone should hip these guys to it?
- I’m going to go ahead and guess that the artist behind this little project was going for mildly creepy rather than sexy. Mission accomplished!
- Oh, the joy the world would feel if I could ever learn to be this concise and/or entertaining! Dare to dream, folks: dare to dream.
- Best. Corporate theme song. Ever.
- Miss Piggy + Peaches’ “Fuck The Pain Away” = ohmyfreakinggod I think I need to go wash my brain out with soap.
Posted by Andy in Linksploitation