Linksploitation: Don’t-Call-It-A-Bailout Edition
26 September 2008 | 4:35 PM
The bizarre game of fiscal mumbletypeg being played on the American people these days is getting me down, so I’ve decided to blissfully ignore it and surf for some ridiculousness to take my mind off it all. Clicky clicky, people: time’s a’ wasting!
- Next time you’re bellying up to the counter at your favorite McDonald’s, you might want to think long and hard about ordering that hamburger. Yikes!
- What’s more jarring: this bizarre “PHALLUMEASURE” tool or the fact that there’s an angry screed about the metric system as a companion? Close call, really.
- Admittedly, I’m no grooming wizard, but even I can manage to trim my goatee without adaptive technological assistance.
- While this portrait of Paris Hilton composed of old adult magazines is probably meant to make some grand political statement, mostly it just makes me wonder what kind of pervy artist has that much porn laying around?
- I’m not sure quite why, but these are fascinating to watch. Probably because I’m not the one getting socked in the choppers. (My favorite is definitely Emily)
- Oh sure, this guy does it and he’s a thought-provoking artist. I do it and I’m a candidate for a restraining order. What gives?
- Best. Traffic stop. Ever.
- While I’ll never get tired of this old clip of Bill O’Reilly losing it, it’s significantly funnier when you imagine what his producer might be saying to him. Pure genius.
- Spending ten minutes on Ze’s site was worth it once again. Check out Siskel and Ebert’s tirade about The Man first, and then watch these three sweet songs to make yourself feel a bit better: one, two and three.
- Re-introduce yourself to Datastorm, Version 1.0.
Posted by Andy in Linksploitation